2 days after camp ok i tink im suffering from post-dscamp-syndrome..


definition of Post-Dscamp-Syndrome obtained from ZhongXian's Contemporary Dictionary of 133t singlish(dun try to click on it it leads u no where) ;


Post-Dscamp-Syndrome(noun);

Description:
Normally found in people who enjoyed a River Valley Dance Society Camp, and who found it hard to get back to reality. Feel that nothing else is better than the camp and yearn for it day in day out. First stage of syndrome normally found after 1-2days after breaking camp, and consist of very late night sleeps trying to relive the night activities held during the camp. Symptoms varies from people to people. Second stage may be more severe, as normal routine may be affected in a desperate attempt to get high no matter what. Last stage may affect relation with others as patients after suffering from the withdrawl symptoms for a prolonged period of time may tend to forget how to interact with others. May become hyperactive when exposed to words like "Ds" or "camp"

Cure:
Participate in another camp of the same type, preferably the same camp with the same people. Other attempts to try to cure WILL backfire and should not be tried at all cost
NO OTHER KNOWN CURES



anybody suffering from the above mentioned illness can seek professional help from The Zhong Xian Hospital Medical Group, otherwise known as TZXHelpMe.


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